Showbiz Shithole

Those pesky 3AM Girls are at it again! Have a look at this:
"Meanwhile Jude's fiancee Sienna Miller, 23, has reportedly told friends she is "deeply disillusioned" with her relationship with the 32-year-old Alfie star because of the time they have been spending apart and apparently because of the "new side" she has discovered to his character. Whatever can it all mean?"
What this "means" is that Jude’s a big poofter! The story we heard from an unreliable source has a pissed-up Sadie following Jude to Germany where he was filming Enemy At The (back) Gate, the sloshed fishwife bursts into his hotel room only to find him at it with a male ‘member’ of the crew! Mayhem ensues. Divorce follows. The 3AM Girls are clearly insinuating society cast-off Sienna is too busy with bags and shoes (and stupid fucking ponchos) to realise she’s going out with a homo. Hmmm. Not so ludicrous now eh? A further rumour says that the same team of ‘PR gurus’ who fixed Jude up with Sienna were also responsible for the entirely unbelievable ‘romance’ between Tom Cruise and his Gonk-lookalike sidekick Penelope. Face it. Jude’s a cock sucking slap head!