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Freddie loves a big pole

"Which newsworthy Brit actor has had a number of secret sexual encounters with other famous actors, including a pretty-boy American chick-flick favourite, who is married to a feisty blonde actress?"

You don’t need to call the Mystery Machine when this Nancy Drew is on the case – surely the protagonists in this blind item can be none other than Jude "Enemy At The (Back) Gate" Law and Freddie "I Know What You Did Last Bummer" Prinze Jr? Of course, we may be a few Scooby Snacks short of a picnic but it makes sense to us. Rumours of Law’s lavender ways have been flying round town for some time. And if Freddie wasn’t a secret bender why did he have to get pissed out his box before he took Sarah Michelle Gellar up the aisle? Cast your minds back to this September 2002 quote, reader:

"I don't remember the details of the wedding because I was drunk most of the time. My best man comes in and I'm butt naked on the floor. He was dressing me and I had like drool on my cheek. His hand was on the small of my back, holding me up straight so I didn't fall over."

It’s obvious innit? Next!

posted by showbizshithole   2:26 PM