Showbiz Shithole

Well done to megaboobed Big Brother floozy Makosi - she's successfully avoided being deported back to Zimabwe after she invalidated her work visa by leaving her job as a nurse to pretend to be pregnant on a reality TV show.

Makosi dodged deportation by claiming she'd be 'discriminated against' back in Zimbabwe because she got her knockers out on the telly, snogged Irish skank-bag Orlaith and pretended she got knocked up by a Geordie in a swimming pool. 'They call me a low-life lesbian in Zimbabwe' weeps Makosi McBigtits 'they think I've committed a crime by wearing a bikini.'

So. The real reason she's still here isn't anything to do with the fact her uncle is a high-up official in the evil Mugabe government then? What a slag.