Showbiz Shithole

Fur scum! Luckily my dealings with this mincing Welsh orange tub of quivering crap have been limited. Ages ago I got pissed at a fashion show he did for Barbie – in which he dressed a couple of dozen 8 to 12 year old girls like a bunch of prostitutes. More recently though I agreed to interview this cunt. PRs, why not warn the journalist if your client doesn’t want to discuss something? This will prevent the experience becoming a total waste of everyone’s time. As it was Jules wasn’t giving me more than 5 word answers to my questions (other than to insist Liz Hurley ‘knocks spots off the competition, she really is fabooless’) but it all went to tits when I asked him about his fur collection. ‘I’m not talking about it’ he snapped, despite bragging that the PETA protest on his catwalk two months was ‘good publicity’ and that he ‘was a fan of all blood sports’ in interviews when the event took place. Not only is he a chinchilla killing cunt, he’s a coward as well!

Why not save some nice furry animals from mega-arsed murderess Jennifer Lopez here?