Showbiz Shithole

Faked boobed floozy Carmen Electra’s got another shit ‘comedy’ film out on DVD. To celebrate she phoned me up for a chat. I couldn’t give a shit about Carmen Electra or her tits so it was a boring experience for both of us. I thought I’d ask about her short lived music career rather than her plastic knockers or her lezzer-tastic photoshoots. This took Carmen by surprise. When it became apparent I wasn’t going to delve into her boobs she dropped random smut into the conversation. ‘I like trip hop. Trip hop gets me horny! It’s so sexy!’ she blathered. Then out of nothing she lezzed up Jordan. ‘She’s so hot! She’s such a good looking girl! And she’s so nice! That’s a rare combination. I did a sexy shoot with her.’ Keep your knickers on skank-face. What a fucking slut.

More c-list nonentities to come viewers! We’re sure you’re shitting yourselves in anticipation.