Showbiz Shithole

Orange faced fat slag Jessie Wallace – better known as EastEnders resident fluorescent fishwife Kat Slater – has a reputation for being a right fucking bitch. Turns out it’s richly deserved! A Shithole Spy spent several months working on EastEnders, frequently having to stand around on set near the actors. Jessie Wallace took an instant dislike to our Spy, frequently making bitchy comments or giving her dirty looks. Our Spy was particularly disgusted one day when, in front of the whole crew and loads of actors, Kat started shouting at her ‘Are those Kat’s ear rings? I think they are. I think you’ve stolen Kat’s earrings and you’re wearing them now.’

Pissed old slapper.